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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
fine works of literature
, including
Point B
. Handsomest man in the world.
Funbag
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Plates
694
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Drew Magary
April 30, 2024
Jamboroo
I Am Ready To Become The Worst Kind Of Sports Cock
472
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Drew Magary
April 25, 2024
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
Funbag
Help! My Son Won’t Stop Huffing His Own Farts!
716
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Drew Magary
April 23, 2024
NFL
I Learned It By Watching You, Tom Brady
251
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Drew Magary
April 23, 2024
Capital
The Fanatics Disaster Is Also A Nike Disaster
301
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Drew Magary
April 19, 2024
Animals
I Have Become A Crazy Dog Person
296
Comments
Drew Magary
April 18, 2024
Funbag
Until We Meat Again: A Smokeboy Hangs Up His Apron
752
Comments
Drew Magary
April 16, 2024
Elder Wisdom
These Dad Shoes Are Made For Workin’
327
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Drew Magary
April 12, 2024
Soccer
An American Dumbass In London
258
Comments
Drew Magary
April 11, 2024
Arts And Culture
It’s Not Who Plays The Next Bond, It’s How You Write Him
366
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Drew Magary
April 9, 2024
Funbag
How Facts Went Out Of Fashion
691
Comments
Drew Magary
April 9, 2024
Funbag
The Gift Of Streaking
506
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Drew Magary
April 2, 2024
Arts And Culture
Guy Ritchie Is The Least Appreciated Director In The World
294
Comments
Drew Magary
March 21, 2024
NFL
J.J. McCarthy Is A False Flag, And Other Notes From A Burgeoning Draft Pervert
352
Comments
Drew Magary
March 20, 2024
Funbag
How To Piss On Mitch McConnell’s Grave: A Brief Explainer
811
Comments
Drew Magary
March 19, 2024
Death To The NCAA
Scott Van Pelt, And Every Other Shithead, Is Missing The Point About Paying College Athletes
387
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2024
NFL
Derrick Henry Is Here To Remind The Ravens To Run The Fucking Ball
139
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Drew Magary
March 13, 2024
Funbag
I Have To Know Why You Died!
886
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Drew Magary
March 12, 2024
NFL
KirkWatch: I AM FREE
364
Comments
Drew Magary
March 11, 2024
Food
Raisin Bran Crunch Is The GOAT Cereal
426
Comments
Drew Magary
March 6, 2024
NFL
KirkWatch: America Holds Its Breath
139
Comments
Drew Magary
March 5, 2024
Funbag
Road Grays Are Dogshit
560
Comments
Drew Magary
March 5, 2024
Dadfector
A Taxonomy Of Mom Sounds
176
Comments
Drew Magary
March 1, 2024
Life Lessons
My Sweet Tooth
247
Comments
Drew Magary
February 29, 2024
Funbag
Help! I’m Worried My Sons Will Turn Out To Be Total Assholes!
587
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Drew Magary
February 27, 2024
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