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Chris Thompson

Staff Writer

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Guys Can Only Get You So Far

GunkWatch: We’ve Gunk-Beef On The Diamond

The Clippers Are Not Dead

Trevor Bauer Is Not Cheating

Scoopbrain Is A Contagious Illness

GunkWatch: Baseball’s New Sticky Stuff Protocols Finally Bust A Guy

Defector At The Movies

If Porky Pig Attempts To Rap Anywhere Near Me I Will Turn Him Into Carnitas

What’s With This Damn Kyle Schwarber And All The Dingers!

GunkWatch: Shohei Ohtani Laughs At Mere Mortals Who Need Sticky Stuff

Joe Girardi’s Corncobbing Highlighted A Delightful Night For Sticky-Stuff Enforcement

Media Meltdowns

Can The Uncanniness Of This Shams Charania Sentence Be Increased To A Higher Platform Of Such? A Focused Execution Of Scrutiny

What Was Doc Supposed To Do?

Today’s Cocktail Is The White Rum Sour

What The Damn Hell

The Sixers Can’t Get Away With Both Of These Guys Sucking

Cameron Payne Worked Hard To Arrive At The Point Of Nikola Jokic’s Surrender

Kevin Durant’s Idiot Bodyguard Rushed The Court To Protect Him From P.J. Tucker

10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure

Is Lightning A Fraud? Sadly, Yes [Update]

Dinger Beauty Is A Joy Forever

God Help Me, I’ve Been Charmed By Chris Paul

Please, Brood X Cicadas, I Beg You, Shut The Fuck Up

Kristaps Porzingis Came Up Short

Terrifying New Record Achieved In Humanity’s Quest To Manufacture A Literal Star

Andre Drummond May Not Have Been The Solution After All