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Chris Thompson

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Mark Lerner Loses His Appetite For Sentiment, Pulls The Plug On Stephen Strasburg’s Retirement Send-Off

José Altuve Has Found The Range

Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time

The Twins Couldn’t Make A Good Win-Now Trade If Their Season Depended On It

The Padres Are Ready For The Fork

Media Meltdowns

Barstool Sports’s New Owner Reportedly Laying Off 100 Staffers After Purchasing Company For One Dollar

Yankees Lose Again, Find Novel Way To Humiliate Themselves

Let’s Remember A Time When Stephen Strasburg Enjoyed Playing Baseball

Shohei Ohtani’s Arm Kerploded And The Angels Are In Hell

The Nationals Finally Managed To Retain Some Guys

Media Meltdowns

Colin Cowherd Pratfalls Through The Laziest Possible Segment Of Football Analysis

Media Meltdowns

Orioles Eat Mountains Of Shit After Suspending Broadcaster For Congratulating Improved Team

Researchers Have Once Again Kicked Fusion’s Ass With Bitchin’ Lasers

Anthony Rizzo Played For Two Months With A Brain Injury And Only He Noticed

ESPN Lays Off Mark Jackson One Month After Dropping Jeff Van Gundy

NBA Urges Teams To Disregard Damian Lillard’s Threats

So You Want To Grow Climbing Roses

Elly De La Cruz Is Not Like Other Baseball Players

Phoenix’s Title Push Has Maximums, Minimums, And Nothing In Between

Color Star Makes Its Next Big Move, Teams Up With Max Payne, Johnny Blaze, And Elizabeth

Please Do Not Hit Britney Spears For Touching The Shoulder Of Victor Wembanyama

Ronald Acuña Jr. Is A Baseball God

Golf’s Emerging Behemoth Might Be Too Big To Exist And Too Rich To Stop

The Phillies Are On The Frontier Of Pitch-Clock Weirdness

The PGA Tour Couldn’t Beat ‘Em, But LIV Golf Won’t Join ‘Em