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Chris Thompson
Staff Writer
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NFL
The Hoarse, Mucousy, Ashen-Faced Texans Do Not Have COVID-19
By
Chris Thompson
November 22, 2020
37
Comments
NBA
John Wall Wants The Wizards To Trade Him, Just As I Want The ESO’s Gigantic Quad-Laser To Vaporize My Corporeal Self
By
Chris Thompson
November 22, 2020
75
Comments
Staff Chat
Join Us For A Friday Staff Chat
By
Chris Thompson
November 20, 2020
582
Comments
NBA
The Knicks Did Something Cool That Probably Will Not Ever Matter, But Still
By
Chris Thompson
November 19, 2020
43
Comments
NBA
Bogdan Bogdanović Is A Hero For Nuking A Ho-Hum Sign-And-Trade
By
Chris Thompson
November 19, 2020
79
Comments
Media Meltdowns
Maybe People Care About Watching Sports Exactly As Much As They Should
By
Chris Thompson
November 17, 2020
150
Comments
Science
They Made An Interactive Virtual Tokamak And Buddy, It Rules
By
Chris Thompson
November 13, 2020
69
Comments
Interviews
An Astrophysicist Explains The Challenges Of De-Juicing The Baseball
By
Chris Thompson
November 13, 2020
66
Comments
NBA
Sports Leagues Have Stopped Even Pretending To Give A Shit
By
Chris Thompson
November 12, 2020
214
Comments
Interviews
A Medieval Historian Explains Why The Magna Carta Has Nothing To Do With COVID-19
By
Chris Thompson
November 10, 2020
169
Comments
NBA
No More Black NBA Uniforms, Please
By
Chris Thompson
November 10, 2020
156
Comments
MLB
Red Sox Rehire Alex Cora, HEY LOOK OVER THERE
By
Chris Thompson
November 6, 2020
91
Comments
Life's Rich Pageant
Look At These Dorks
By
Chris Thompson
November 4, 2020
168
Comments
NFL
Something Very Scary Is Happening With Trent Brown
By
Chris Thompson
November 2, 2020
125
Comments
Stories
The Flashlight Trick
By
Chris Thompson
October 30, 2020
88
Comments
This Is So Stupid
The Nebraska Cornhuskers Must Face Us On The Gridiron This Weekend
By
Chris Thompson
October 29, 2020
172
Comments
MLB
Baseball Should Kill The Baseball
By
Chris Thompson
October 29, 2020
151
Comments
Journalismism
Guy Who Was Completely Blind To Astros Cheating Scandal Now Has Podcast About All This Cheating Business
By
Chris Thompson
October 27, 2020
117
Comments
NFL
Daniel Jones Fall Down Go Boom
By
Chris Thompson
October 23, 2020
175
Comments
The Great Outdoors
Now Is The Time To Befriend The Birds, By Feeding Them
By
Chris Thompson
October 23, 2020
214
Comments
Science
An Earth Robot Is Taking Soil Samples On An Asteroid Tonight And By God You Will Know About It
By
Chris Thompson
October 20, 2020
102
Comments
Life's Rich Pageant
An Interview With The Professional Exterminator Who Defeated My Accursèd Roach Trunk
By
Chris Thompson
October 19, 2020
115
Comments
NFL
Adam Gase Ambles Onward, Unkillable
By
Chris Thompson
October 19, 2020
151
Comments
Life's Rich Pageant
Some Shit Is Going Down In Alaska, Man
By
Maitreyi Anantharaman
and
Chris Thompson
October 15, 2020
502
Comments
MLB
The Dodgers Pounded The Braves Flat As A Pancake, And It Ruled
By
Chris Thompson
October 15, 2020
92
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