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Chris Thompson
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NBA
Upon Further Review, Several Rockets Goobers Screwed Up A Triple-Double
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Chris Thompson
December 1, 2021
NBA
Several Rockets Goobers Work Together To Manufacture A Triple-Double
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Chris Thompson
November 30, 2021
NFL
Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror
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Chris Thompson
November 29, 2021
NBA
Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NFL
Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NBA
These Gutsy 76ers Need And Deserve A Hero
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NBA
Puddle Of Puke On Sacramento Kings’ Home Court Somehow Not A Metaphor
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NBA
Steph Curry Only Needed One Good Hip To Kick Cleveland’s Ass
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Chris Thompson
November 19, 2021
NBA
Never Change, LaMelo
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Chris Thompson
November 18, 2021
Birdfector
Let’s Make Some Pumpkin Bird Feeders To Conquer Waste And Shame
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Chris Thompson
November 17, 2021
NBA
Please Wait Until After The First Free Throw To Chant “M-V-P” For Montrezl Harrell Of The First-Place Washington Wizards
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Chris Thompson
November 16, 2021
NFL
How To Beat Tom Brady: Introducing The Infinite Drive
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Chris Thompson
November 15, 2021
NBA
As True Men Of Punching, Rudy Gobert And I Stand Ready And Willing To Fight All Comers
128
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Chris Thompson
November 12, 2021
NBA
Thank You To Andrew Wiggins For Reminding Me That Karl-Anthony Towns Exists
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Chris Thompson
November 11, 2021
NBA
At Least One Of These Struggling Eastern Conference Teams Truly Stinks. It’s Math!
77
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Chris Thompson
November 10, 2021
NBA
Imagine Adding Klay Thompson To This!
72
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Chris Thompson
November 9, 2021
Sports Highlight Of The Day
The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is: Big Hot Pot
166
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2021
NBA
Just What The Hell Is Going On With The Cavaliers?
110
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Chris Thompson
November 8, 2021
NBA
Robert Sarver Is What You Get
187
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Chris Thompson
November 5, 2021
NBA
The Crackdown On Unnatural Motions Is Working
104
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Chris Thompson
November 3, 2021
NBA
The Pacers Deserve A Break
50
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Chris Thompson
November 1, 2021
MLB
What, Are YOU Gonna Say No To Max Scherzer?
180
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Chris Thompson
October 15, 2021
Dadfector
The Personal Choice Not Everybody Gets To Make
315
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Chris Thompson
October 14, 2021
NBA
Russell Westbrook Has The Eye On Him
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Chris Thompson
October 13, 2021
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