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Chris Thompson

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NFL

The Washington Commanders Played A Football Game And Dan Snyder Had Nothing To Do With It

September 11, 2023
MLB

Mark Lerner Loses His Appetite For Sentiment, Pulls The Plug On Stephen Strasburg’s Retirement Send-Off

September 8, 2023
MLB

José Altuve Has Found The Range

September 6, 2023
Chefector

Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time

September 3, 2023
MLB

The Twins Couldn’t Make A Good Win-Now Trade If Their Season Depended On It

September 3, 2023
MLB

The Padres Are Ready For The Fork

September 1, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Barstool Sports’s New Owner Reportedly Laying Off 100 Staffers After Purchasing Company For One Dollar

August 31, 2023
MLB

Yankees Lose Again, Find Novel Way To Humiliate Themselves

August 28, 2023
MLB

Let’s Remember A Time When Stephen Strasburg Enjoyed Playing Baseball

August 25, 2023
MLB

Shohei Ohtani’s Arm Kerploded And The Angels Are In Hell

August 24, 2023
MLB

The Nationals Finally Managed To Retain Some Guys

August 22, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Colin Cowherd Pratfalls Through The Laziest Possible Segment Of Football Analysis

August 8, 2023
Media Meltdowns

Orioles Eat Mountains Of Shit After Suspending Broadcaster For Congratulating Improved Team

August 8, 2023
Science

Researchers Have Once Again Kicked Fusion’s Ass With Bitchin’ Lasers

August 7, 2023
MLB

Anthony Rizzo Played For Two Months With A Brain Injury And Only He Noticed

August 4, 2023
NBA

ESPN Lays Off Mark Jackson One Month After Dropping Jeff Van Gundy

August 1, 2023
NBA

NBA Urges Teams To Disregard Damian Lillard’s Threats

July 31, 2023
Life Lessons

So You Want To Grow Climbing Roses

MLB

Elly De La Cruz Is Not Like Other Baseball Players

July 21, 2023
NBA

Phoenix’s Title Push Has Maximums, Minimums, And Nothing In Between

Capital

Color Star Makes Its Next Big Move, Teams Up With Max Payne, Johnny Blaze, And Elizabeth

NBA

Please Do Not Hit Britney Spears For Touching The Shoulder Of Victor Wembanyama

MLB

Ronald Acuña Jr. Is A Baseball God

Golf

Golf’s Emerging Behemoth Might Be Too Big To Exist And Too Rich To Stop

June 16, 2023
MLB

The Phillies Are On The Frontier Of Pitch-Clock Weirdness

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