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Soccer
Italy Deserved It
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Billy Haisley
July 12, 2021
Soccer
There’s Still Time For England To Do More Than Win
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Billy Haisley
July 8, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Soccer
Football Has Loaded Up The Car, Typed The Address Into The GPS, And Lads: It’s Coming Home
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Billy Haisley
June 29, 2021
Soccer
Spain Has Nothing Left To Fear
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Billy Haisley
June 28, 2021
Soccer
Romelu Lukaku Can See The Future
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Billy Haisley
June 22, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
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Billy Haisley
June 20, 2021
Internationals
Robin Gosens Beheaded Portugal, But Portugal Bared Its Own Neck
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Billy Haisley
June 20, 2021
Soccer
The Belgians Are A Bunch Of Surgeons
56
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Billy Haisley
June 17, 2021
Soccer
Russia’s Spectacular Team Goal Caps Delectably Attack-Heavy Match
15
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Billy Haisley
June 16, 2021
Soccer
France Is What Happens When An Immovable Object Is Also An Unstoppable Force
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Billy Haisley
June 16, 2021
Soccer
You Don’t Always Have To Be Good In Order To Be Great
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Billy Haisley
June 14, 2021
Soccer
Even At Its Worst, Soccer Is Still The Fucking Best
171
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Billy Haisley
June 7, 2021
Soccer
Goalkeeper Suffers Ultimate Humiliation When Chipped From The Halfway Line
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Billy Haisley
June 6, 2021
Golf
For Golfer In COVID America, HAZARD Hits It Into HIM!
104
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Billy Haisley
June 6, 2021
Soccer
How Sweet It Is To Hate The USMNT Manager
92
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Billy Haisley
June 4, 2021
Soccer
Timo Werner Can’t Stop Missing But Won’t Stop Trying
36
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Billy Haisley
June 1, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid’s Past Killed Zinedine Zidane’s Future
43
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Billy Haisley
May 27, 2021
Soccer
Luis Suárez Saves The Day
36
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Billy Haisley
May 18, 2021
Soccer
Chelsea Let Real Madrid Off The Hook
56
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Billy Haisley
April 28, 2021
Soccer
Absolute Scenes As Rowdy British Lads Have Tossed The Super League Into The Rubbish Bin
191
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Billy Haisley
April 20, 2021
Soccer
Why The European Super League Is Evil
451
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Billy Haisley
April 19, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid Will Not Be Denied
32
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Billy Haisley
April 16, 2021
Soccer
Jesse Lingard Is Right Where He Belongs
41
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Billy Haisley
April 12, 2021
Soccer
No One In The World Can Do It Like Adama Traoré
46
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Billy Haisley
April 6, 2021
Soccer
The Stage Is Set For The Summer Of Haaland
77
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Billy Haisley
April 2, 2021
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