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Media Meltdowns
NYT: China Really Screwed Itself By Protecting Its People From Dying Of COVID
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Albert Burneko
January 25, 2022
NBA
BenWatch: 76ers In No Hurry, They’ll Just Get James Harden Later
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Albert Burneko
January 24, 2022
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
Chefector
Let’s Make Crab Soup
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Albert Burneko
January 22, 2022
Defector Reads A Book
Psst! Let’s Talk About ‘The Spy Who Came In From The Cold’
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Maitreyi Anantharaman
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Barry Petchesky
January 11, 2022
Soccer
Gavi, Noooo! (But Also, Yesss.)
13
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Albert Burneko
January 9, 2022
The Machines
Please Enjoy Two Videos Of Elon Musk’s Obviously Bad Ideas Failing
336
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Albert Burneko
January 9, 2022
Chefector
Let’s Make The Reasonable Omelet
190
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Albert Burneko
January 8, 2022
Media Meltdowns
The Media Smiths Have A Bold New Idea
251
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Albert Burneko
January 4, 2022
Media Meltdowns
Maybe Your Marriage Just Sucks!
521
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Albert Burneko
December 29, 2021
NFL
Bruce Arians Debased Himself Because That’s His Job
127
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Albert Burneko
December 21, 2021
Life's Rich Pageant
I Am Certain Amtrak’s New Vaccine Plan Will Go Great
187
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Albert Burneko
December 14, 2021
Capital
The Wirecutter Union Won
97
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Albert Burneko
December 14, 2021
Chefector
A Pot Of Beans, By Any Other Name
141
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Albert Burneko
December 11, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Which Sports Team Name Would Be The Worst To Have As Your Actual Name?
544
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Albert Burneko
December 8, 2021
Capital
How To Quit Your Job, According To The Washington Post: Fuck You
519
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Albert Burneko
November 17, 2021
This Is So Stupid
All Of My Problems With The Name “Ultimate”
251
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Albert Burneko
November 16, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Some Ravioli
109
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Albert Burneko
November 13, 2021
NBA
Here Are Some Young NBA Players Who Are Butt
274
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Albert Burneko
November 10, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Here Are Some Dishonest Defenses Of Baseball
301
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Albert Burneko
November 2, 2021
NBA
The Celtics Are Crappy And Unhappy
124
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Albert Burneko
November 2, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Mushroom Soup
94
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Albert Burneko
October 30, 2021
NFL
Mark Davis, Big Backpack Guy
230
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Albert Burneko
October 27, 2021
The Machines
Boston Tech Startup Develops Worst Imaginable Way To Get A Cup Of Coffee
382
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2021
College Basketball
Bob Huggins Wants To Eliminate The Wrong Part Of March Madness
117
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Albert Burneko
October 21, 2021
NBA
Weeks If Not Months In Advance, A Thorough Preview Of The 2021-22 NBA Season
160
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Albert Burneko
October 20, 2021
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