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Overexplained Lists
My Pandemic Pursuits, Ranked
276
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Albert Burneko
March 11, 2021
Animals
For Dot
399
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Albert Burneko
March 6, 2021
The Defector Crewneck Sweatshirt Is Back In Stock
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The Great Outdoors
Volcano Cool
152
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 1, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Oh Wow, Look At That, John Wall Is Out Here Making History
86
Comments
Albert Burneko
March 1, 2021
Politics
This Is Why Everybody Hates The Democrats
580
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 26, 2021
Science
Truck Ugly
449
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 22, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Chicken Cacciatore, And Pretend To Be Hunters
185
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 20, 2021
Politics
Look Man, Sometimes Being A Responsible Dad Means Taking An Impromptu Beach Vacation In The Middle Of A Catastrophe
466
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 19, 2021
Politics
Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh
601
Comments
David Roth
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Albert Burneko
February 17, 2021
Birdfector
A Suggestion For Bird Feeding
165
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 15, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Cook Some Chicken And Dumplings
123
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 6, 2021
Politics
Bring Forth The Checks
423
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 5, 2021
NBA
Joe Harris’s Brainfart Gives The Wizards One Night Of Sweet, Sweet Dignity
48
Comments
Albert Burneko
February 1, 2021
Capital
It’s All Made Up
370
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 29, 2021
NBA
Not That The Wizards Needed The Help, But John Wall Made Them Look Like Idiots
73
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 27, 2021
NBA
Do Not Root Against LeBron James If He Can See It
116
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 26, 2021
Chefector
Let’s Make Banana Bread
210
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 23, 2021
Politics
More Like Madison Clownfraud
315
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 22, 2021
Science
No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit
260
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 19, 2021
NBA
The James Harden Situation Is Coming To A Head Very Quickly [UPDATE: It Did]
169
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 13, 2021
This Is So Stupid
Do You Not See That The City Of The Future Must Be A Straight Line, You Oaf, You Absolute Doofus
265
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 12, 2021
This Is So Stupid
What Good Is A Sweet Buzzer-Beater If I Don’t Know The Shooter’s Systolic Blood Pressure?
66
Comments
Albert Burneko
January 7, 2021
NBA
A Timely Preview Of The 2020-21 NBA Season, Which I Feel Confident Is Not Underway Yet
128
Comments
Albert Burneko
December 23, 2020
NFL
The Washington Football Team’s Intra-Owner Fight Is Such A Disaster That All Of Them Are Going To Get Richer
54
Comments
Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
NBA
Nature Is Healing: Grayson Allen Does Some Pointless, Self-Defeating Goon Shit In A Preseason Game, Again
98
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Albert Burneko
December 20, 2020
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