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NEW ZEALAND - SEPTEMBER 09: Nelson Bays Brett Wallace extracts himself from the mud in his teams 2026 loss to Bay of Plenty in the Air New Zealand NPC second division match at Trafalgar Park, Nelson, Saturday. (Photo by Ross Land/Getty Images)

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What We Talk About When We Talk About Soiling Ourselves

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Dier returns after crapping and/or peeing.

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Eric Dier’s Bizarre Mid-Game Piss Break Motivates Tottenham To Victory

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