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What’s All This Nuclear Fusion Business? Allow Me, A True Expert, To Explain
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Chris Thompson
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President-Elect Joe Biden Must Direct The National Ignition Facility To Fire 192 Lasers At My Solar Plexus
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They Made An Interactive Virtual Tokamak And Buddy, It Rules
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Chris Thompson
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Two Fusion Researchers Explain The Tokamak Reactor That I Want To Be Hurled Into
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If Scientists Are To Create And Harness The Unfathomable Power Of A Star, They Must Agree To Hurl Me Into It
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Chris Thompson
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