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Bro Summer Waits For Us All
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Kelsey McKinney
June 12, 2024
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Big Hot Dog Must Tell The Truth
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Kelsey McKinney
April 2, 2024
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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Please Give Me Back The Damn Onion Crank
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Kelsey McKinney
March 31, 2024