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The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Almost Immediately Regrets Returning For Cake Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 3, 2024
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Soars To Victory In A Triumphant Finale
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
December 6, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grimly Marches Through Pâtisserie Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
November 28, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Crawls Through Party Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Is Ill-Tempered For Chocolate Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 27, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Proves Too Small For Bread Week
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 17, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trembles And Weeps Through Biscuit Week
136
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 10, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Once Again Contends With Cake Week
122
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 3, 2023
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Collapses Under The Weight Of Patisserie Week
116
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
November 18, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Trips Into The Deep Fryer Of Pastry Week
101
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
November 11, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Loses Its Cool In Custard Week
93
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
November 3, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Melts Under The Pressure Of Halloween Week
141
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 26, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Plays Fast And Loose With Dessert Week
152
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 17, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Ignores Mexican Week
345
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Chris Thompson
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Kelsey McKinney
October 10, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Conquers Bread Week
165
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
October 5, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Succumbs To Biscuit Week
270
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
September 26, 2022
Chefector
The Not-So-Great Defector Bake Off Grapples With Cake Week
313
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Kelsey McKinney
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Chris Thompson
September 20, 2022