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Fusion Researchers Set New Record For Ignoring My Wish To Be Consumed By The Heat Of Seven Suns

April 3, 2024

What’s All This Nuclear Fusion Business? Allow Me, A True Expert, To Explain

December 14, 2022

Enter Our Raffle To Win A Visit And Home-Cooked Meal From Drew Magary

In 2022, we sent Cardboard Roth and actual Roth to our raffle winner's home. This year, we're sending Drew over, and he's cooking up a feast. Anyone who makes a contribution of at least $20 into our tip jar by Nov. 24 will be entered into the raffle.

Good News For Species Sick Of Existing: Scientists Have Taught An AI How To Manipulate Jillion-Degree Plasma

February 18, 2022

Scientists Move Another Step Closer To Harnessing The Unfathomable Power Of A Star

February 9, 2022

Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

September 14, 2021

Fusion Researchers Achieve Energy Breakthrough Capable Of Almost Powering One Easy-Bake Oven

August 18, 2021

Terrifying New Record Achieved In Humanity’s Quest To Manufacture A Literal Star

June 4, 2021

Mankind One Step Closer To Dominion Over Star Juice

December 27, 2020

President-Elect Joe Biden Must Direct The National Ignition Facility To Fire 192 Lasers At My Solar Plexus

November 24, 2020

They Made An Interactive Virtual Tokamak And Buddy, It Rules

November 13, 2020