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Fusion Researchers Set New Record For Ignoring My Wish To Be Consumed By The Heat Of Seven Suns

What’s All This Nuclear Fusion Business? Allow Me, A True Expert, To Explain

Good News For Species Sick Of Existing: Scientists Have Taught An AI How To Manipulate Jillion-Degree Plasma

Scientists Move Another Step Closer To Harnessing The Unfathomable Power Of A Star

Could A Handful Of Swallowed Metal Ball Bearings And Exposure To The World’s Strongest Magnets Cause My Torso To Explode Into A Cloud Of Viscera? A Scientific Examination

Fusion Researchers Achieve Energy Breakthrough Capable Of Almost Powering One Easy-Bake Oven

Terrifying New Record Achieved In Humanity’s Quest To Manufacture A Literal Star

Mankind One Step Closer To Dominion Over Star Juice

President-Elect Joe Biden Must Direct The National Ignition Facility To Fire 192 Lasers At My Solar Plexus

They Made An Interactive Virtual Tokamak And Buddy, It Rules