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Every Great Kyrie Irving Performance Highlights How Much He’s Costing The Nets
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Patrick Redford
March 16, 2022
This Is So Stupid
Aubrey Huff … BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
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Chris Thompson
March 14, 2022
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Here Comes Kyrie Irving
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Patrick Redford
February 27, 2022
Tennis
Novak Djokovic Gives Up The Game
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Tom Ley
February 15, 2022
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Novak Djokovic Tried To Enter Australia Without Being Vaccinated And Now It’s A Big Mess [Update: Entry Denied]
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Patrick Redford
January 5, 2022