Soccer Game Called Off Due To Hearse On The Field

Close followers of Gateshead FC, a soccer team that plays in the fifth division of the English league system, were no doubt alarmed to see the following update from the team's Twitter account, which was sent today while the mighty Tynesiders were in the middle of a match against Dunston UTS FC.

Huh. What incident could this possibly be referring to?

Well, OK then.

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