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Holy Shit! Look At The Goddamn Lions!

10:53 AM EDT on September 8, 2023

Jared Goff of the Detroit Lions celebrates their 21-20 win over the Kansas City Chiefs
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Oh my god, YOU GUYS!!!


A bulldog is dressed in Detroit Lions gear during an NFL game between the Detroit Lions and Kansas City Chiefs
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Hell frickin' yeah.

Wake up, chumps!

How does the abyss feel, suckers?


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