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Holy Shit! Look At The Goddamn Lions!

By Lauren Theisen

10:53 AM EDT on September 8, 2023

Jared Goff of the Detroit Lions celebrates their 21-20 win over the Kansas City Chiefs — Jamie Squire/Getty Images

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

.@NFL, meet @brianbb_1 #DETvsKC | 🎥 NBC pic.twitter.com/6L7m6SZSrF
— Detroit Lions (@Lions) September 8, 2023

Oh my god, YOU GUYS!!!

Wowowowwowowowow.

A bulldog is dressed in Detroit Lions gear during an NFL game between the Detroit Lions and Kansas City Chiefs — Scott Winters/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

Awwwww!

Hell frickin' yeah.

Dan Campbell: “I didn’t learn anything. I got verification of what I already knew.”
— Colton Pouncy (@colton_pouncy) September 8, 2023

Wake up, chumps!

How does the abyss feel, suckers?

20-0.

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