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Dan Mullen Tempted Fate And Fate Couldn’t Resist

MIAMI, FLORIDA - DECEMBER 30: Head coach Dan Mullen of the Florida Gators reacts against the Virginia Cavaliers during the second half of the Capital One Orange Bowl at Hard Rock Stadium on December 30, 2019 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images)
Photo: Michael Reaves/Getty Images

Three days ago, Florida head coach Dan Mullen called for the UF administration to let 90,000 fans come to the Gators’ forthcoming game against LSU and breathe into each other’s mouths and noses. Just yesterday, he called his team “a model of safety.” Surely these two incompatible stances and a general attitude of indifference towards the coronavirus will not bite Mullen and Florida in the ass!

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