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A $600,000 Home That Will Trap Us Forever
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Kelsey McKinney
March 11, 2023
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A $760,000 House To Store Our Art
318
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Kelsey McKinney
February 25, 2023
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
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A $1.1 Million House For Our Brain In A Vat
176
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Kelsey McKinney
February 11, 2023
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An $18 Million Home Where We Can Hear Every Sound
367
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Kelsey McKinney
January 28, 2023
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A Mysteriously Priced House To Consider Quitting Our Jobs In
161
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Kelsey McKinney
December 31, 2022
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A $700,000 House Where We Can Refuse To Leave Mid-Century Modern
236
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Kelsey McKinney
December 17, 2022
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A $700,000 Home We Can Spend The Rest Of Our Lives Updating
167
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Kelsey McKinney
December 3, 2022
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A $1.3 Million Sanctuary Where We Can Be Haunted Forever
192
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Kelsey McKinney
November 19, 2022
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A $680,000 Home Where We Can Become Woodland Spirits
165
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Kelsey McKinney
November 5, 2022
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A Million-Dollar Home Where We Can Commune With Whales
272
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Kelsey McKinney
October 22, 2022
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A $315,000 House Where We Can Hibernate For Winter
299
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Kelsey McKinney
September 24, 2022
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A $3.7 Million Home I Will Accept Out Of The Goodness Of My Heart
277
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Kelsey McKinney
August 27, 2022
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A $700,000 Home We Could Absolutely Fix If It Would Just Let Us
280
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Kelsey McKinney
August 13, 2022
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A $678,000 House Where Creativity Goes To Die
276
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Kelsey McKinney
July 30, 2022
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A $32 Million Home Where We Can Befriend Some Rays
391
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Kelsey McKinney
July 16, 2022
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A $1.5 Million Home That Is Having A Crisis Of Personality
274
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Kelsey McKinney
July 2, 2022
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A $680,000 House That Wants To Be Beautiful
237
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Kelsey McKinney
June 18, 2022
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A Million-Dollar Home With A Million Design Problems
213
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Kelsey McKinney
June 4, 2022
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A $300,000 House With Underground Terrors
288
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Kelsey McKinney
May 21, 2022
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A $1 Million House That Is Impossible To Dust
228
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Kelsey McKinney
April 23, 2022
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A $1.3 Million House To Help Erode The Soul Of A Town
340
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Kelsey McKinney
April 9, 2022
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A $1 Million Home Where We Can Drown in Shag Carpet
276
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Kelsey McKinney
March 26, 2022
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A $1.5 Million House Where We Can Cosplay As The President
321
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Kelsey McKinney
February 26, 2022
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A $5.9 Million Home To Lie To Ourselves In
324
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Kelsey McKinney
February 12, 2022
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A $900,000 (Maybe?) Home That Someone Loved Very Much
149
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Kelsey McKinney
January 29, 2022
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