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Old Man Zlatan Is At The Center Of AC Milan’s Revival
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 23, 2020
Soccer
Phil Foden And Jack Grealish Are England’s Least English Stars
65
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Billy Haisley
November 20, 2020
Soccer
The USMNT Gets A Step Closer To Solving Its “Who Scores The Goals?” Problem
70
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Patrick Redford
November 17, 2020
Soccer
Javier Mascherano Was Always The Backbone
31
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 16, 2020
Soccer
It’s Time For The Premier League To Embrace Five Substitutions
63
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 10, 2020
Soccer
Southampton Is Flying Higher Than Ever In The Premier League
44
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 8, 2020
Soccer
Modern Soccer Was Invented For Erling Haaland To Destroy It
57
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Billy Haisley
November 6, 2020
Soccer
Diogo Jota Is Exactly What Liverpool Needed
40
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Luis Paez-Pumar
November 4, 2020
Soccer
This Is A Whole Different USMNT
54
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Patrick Redford
November 3, 2020
Soccer
Real Sociedad’s La Liga Lead Is No Fluke
23
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
November 2, 2020
Soccer
Marcus Rashford’s Hat Trick Was A Ball-Striking Fetishist’s Wet Dream
25
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 29, 2020
Soccer
João Félix Is Atlético Madrid’s Vital Spark Plug
18
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 28, 2020
Soccer
All These Good-Ass Strikers Have Turned The Premier League Upside Down
58
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 26, 2020
Soccer
Watch Ajax Hogtie VVV-Venlo, Strap Them To A Rocket Ship, Launch The Ship Into Outer Space, Load Up Another Rocket With Nukes, And Fly The Second Rocket Into The First, Causing An Explosion Of Gory Radiance The Likes Of Which The Eredivisie Has Never Before Seen
47
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Billy Haisley
October 25, 2020
Soccer
Barcelona And Sergio Busquets Are No Longer Made For Each Other
15
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 25, 2020
Soccer
A Modest Suggestion Regarding The Art Of The Soccer Highlight Reel
59
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 23, 2020
Soccer
Real Madrid, Once The King Of Europe, Is Now Pure Ass
46
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 22, 2020
Soccer
Bayern Munich Looks Set To Steamroll Europe Again
36
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 22, 2020
Soccer
Gio Reyna Is Picking Up Steam
53
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 21, 2020
Soccer
Vivianne Miedema Has Set The Women’s Super League On Fire
28
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 20, 2020
Soccer
Harry Kane Is Back On His Bullshit
50
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 19, 2020
Soccer
Merseyside Derby Proves That VAR Gets It Wrong Even When It Gets It Right
112
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 19, 2020
Soccer
Robert Lewandowski Is The Best, Ballon d’Or Be Damned
38
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 15, 2020
Soccer
Everton’s Dominic Calvert-Lewin Is Making The Leap
30
Comments
Luis Paez-Pumar
October 9, 2020
Soccer
Coronavirus Is Once Again Coming For European Soccer
32
Comments
Billy Haisley
October 8, 2020
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