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And Now … Dad Sounds
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Drew Magary
February 17, 2022
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Let Us Charge Into A Weekend Of Super Bowl Excess
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Drew Magary
February 10, 2022
Remind Everyone That Your Team Sucks
The Why Your Team Sucks series is back in full swing, so it's a perfect time to order this t-shirt. Wear it loud, wear it proud: Your Team Sucks.
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“Just Remember The Next Time A Dog Licks You That They Will Eat Anything.” Your 2022 Super Bowl Pooporoo!
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Drew Magary
February 3, 2022
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And Now, Your State Of The NFL Address
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Drew Magary
January 27, 2022
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I Am The Tiger
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Drew Magary
January 20, 2022
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Nothing Kills A Football Team Quite Like A Three-And-Out
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Drew Magary
January 13, 2022
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I Am Your Greatest Horror: The Dad Fact Dispenser
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Drew Magary
January 6, 2022
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The Integrity Of The Games Has Never Mattered
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Drew Magary
December 30, 2021
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Is Santa Claus Real? Wikipedia Editors Battle It Out
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Ashley Feinberg
December 24, 2021
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Roger Goodell Will Always Be A Gutless Stooge Fuck
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Drew Magary
December 16, 2021
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Actually, Teaching Your Kid To Drive Is Fucking Great
546
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Drew Magary
December 9, 2021
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The Great Whitewashing Of The American Fan
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Drew Magary
December 2, 2021
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This Thanksgiving, I Am A Christmas Guy
281
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Drew Magary
November 25, 2021
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I Finally Quit Sports Talk Radio
511
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Drew Magary
November 18, 2021
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It’s Time I Lived My Truth: I Love Joe Buck
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Drew Magary
November 11, 2021
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I Am Getting Good Again At Wasting My Life
340
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Drew Magary
November 4, 2021
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My Excursion Into The Land Of Mocktails
376
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Drew Magary
October 28, 2021
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If You Run From The Shotgun On Short Yardage One More Time, I Will Murder You
375
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Drew Magary
October 21, 2021
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Show The Injuries
510
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Drew Magary
October 14, 2021
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Have You Hugged Your Local Run-Stuffing Fat Guy Today?
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Drew Magary
October 7, 2021
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It’s Me, The Unwanted Advice–Giver
352
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Drew Magary
September 30, 2021
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On Sleeping In
439
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Drew Magary
September 23, 2021
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Why Do College Coaches Fail In The NFL?
381
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2021
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The Best Part Of Football Is Getting Ready For It
301
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2021
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Hire Me To Be An Anonymous Scout, You Cowards
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Drew Magary
April 29, 2021
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