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Senators Week
ESPN’s Marvel-Themed NBA Game Was The Sweatiest, Most Painfully Shoehorned Crossover Event By Any Sports Media Company This Week
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Samer Kalaf
May 4, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Due To Popular Demand, Here Is Your Monday Night Jets-Sens Open Thread
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Samer Kalaf
May 3, 2021
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
MLB
Royals Win On Crotch-Assisted Walk-Off Pickoff
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Samer Kalaf
April 14, 2021
MLB
Today’s Marlins-Mets Game Lasted A Whopping Seven Minutes
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Samer Kalaf
April 11, 2021
NBA
Miles Bridges Dunks Clint Capela Into Another Realm
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Samer Kalaf
April 11, 2021
MLB
Joe Musgrove Threw His No-Hitter With The Urgency Of A Man Who Really Had To Piss
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Samer Kalaf
April 11, 2021
MLB
Cleveland Reliever James Karinchak Has Some Neat Thoughts About Vaccines And Nazis
138
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Samer Kalaf
April 6, 2021
NHL
Nathan MacKinnon Got Ejected For Bonking A Guy With His Own Helmet
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Samer Kalaf
April 1, 2021
MLB
This Is One Powerful Post From The Mariners’ Director Of Player Development
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Samer Kalaf
March 31, 2021
College Basketball
Tom Izzo Manhandles His Own Player Then Chokes Away Lead, Presented By Some Mortgage Company
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Samer Kalaf
March 19, 2021
This Is So Stupid
What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?
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Samer Kalaf
March 18, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Knicks Choose The Best Possible Time To Praise Andrew Cuomo’s Decision-Making
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Samer Kalaf
March 2, 2021
Horse Racing
Second Dead Horse Sat On
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Samer Kalaf
March 2, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Please Distract The Football Reporters So They Stop Defending Unpaid Internships
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Samer Kalaf
March 1, 2021
Journalismism
Barstool Sports CEO: Has Anyone Heard About This Sexist Thing My Site Does Every Day?
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Samer Kalaf
February 23, 2021
Golf
Tiger Woods In Surgery For Leg Injuries After Single-Car Crash [Update]
166
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Samer Kalaf
February 23, 2021
NFL
Jerry Jones Finally Has Something Go His Way
140
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Samer Kalaf
February 19, 2021
NHL
The Arizona Coyotes Really Aren’t Helping Their Case
82
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Samer Kalaf
February 16, 2021
NFL
The Pouncey Twins Were Loyal To All The Wrong People
112
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Samer Kalaf
February 15, 2021
This Is So Stupid
If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game
193
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Samer Kalaf
February 10, 2021
NFL
Jack Easterby Has Now Outlasted The Houston Texans President
168
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Samer Kalaf
February 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel
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Samer Kalaf
February 8, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Dustin Johnson’s Drive Absolutely Nails Some Poor Sap
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Samer Kalaf
February 5, 2021
NFL
Houston Texans Hire Future Fall Guy
195
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Samer Kalaf
January 28, 2021
NFL
New Lions Coach Dan Campbell Is Ready To Bite Some Kneecaps
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Samer Kalaf
January 21, 2021
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