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Drew Magary
Columnist. Author of many
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Life Lessons
I Got My First Vaccine Dose. Now What?
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Drew Magary
March 25, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Old Things Are Old! That Includes You!
319
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Drew Magary
March 24, 2021
NYC: Come To Our WNBA Comedy Show On May 16
The WNBA is back in May! Join Defector and your fellow WNBA fans for a night of stand up, games, giveaways, and special guests as we all get amped up for the new WNBA season. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from April 2 for discount code.)
Funbag
A Hater’s Guide To Iowa
624
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Drew Magary
March 23, 2021
Elder Wisdom
Never Stop Singing
229
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Drew Magary
March 18, 2021
Funbag
How To Fix The NBA’s Three-Point “Crisis”
481
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Drew Magary
March 16, 2021
Things We Actually Like
The Finish Line Is In Sight
458
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Drew Magary
March 11, 2021
Funbag
Some Rules For Movie Soundtracks
611
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Drew Magary
March 9, 2021
Life Lessons
Hoisin Sauce And Me: A Love Story
204
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2021
This Is So Stupid
My Team Is Gonna Be A Pack Of Clump Dogs
267
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Drew Magary
March 5, 2021
Funbag
What’s The Best Time For The Sun To Set?
517
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Drew Magary
March 2, 2021
Journalismism
We Are Living In The Shitposter Economy
593
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Drew Magary
February 24, 2021
Funbag
Juices, Ranked
715
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Drew Magary
February 23, 2021
Funbag
We Will Never Run Out Of War Movies
526
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Drew Magary
February 16, 2021
Life Lessons
Hear Me Out: Put A Blanket On Top Of The Comforter
268
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Drew Magary
February 12, 2021
Jamboroo
Is God Conscious?
353
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Drew Magary
February 11, 2021
Funbag
A Boston Sports Fan Asks If His Kind Can Ever Be Forgiven
656
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Drew Magary
February 9, 2021
NFL
Tom Brady Is Just Fucking Impossible
413
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Drew Magary
February 8, 2021
NFL
Please Fuck Me Up With DB Blitzes
108
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Drew Magary
February 5, 2021
Jamboroo
Life Is Measured In Super Bowls
367
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Drew Magary
February 4, 2021
Funbag
I Love Basic Shit!
542
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Drew Magary
February 2, 2021
Jamboroo
“I Was Down $3,000 And Felt A Fart Coming On.” YOUR SUPER BOWL POOPOROO!
212
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Drew Magary
January 28, 2021
Funbag
Which Is America’s Least-Hated State?
819
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Drew Magary
January 26, 2021
Jamboroo
Ego Works
414
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Drew Magary
January 21, 2021
Funbag
The NBA Draft Lottery Is Garbage
625
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Drew Magary
January 19, 2021
Jamboroo
I Can’t Believe I’m Saying This, But NFL Coaches Are Better Than Ever
348
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Drew Magary
January 14, 2021
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