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Drew Magary

Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

A 40-Team NFL Is A Terrible Idea That I’d Absolutely Live With

This Thanksgiving, I Am A Christmas Guy

There Is No Perfect Stat

I Finally Quit Sports Talk Radio

Allow Me To Explain Why Chocolate Soda Shouldn’t Exist

It’s Time I Lived My Truth: I Love Joe Buck

The Upside Of Insomnia

Football Will Never Stop Coming Up With New Ways To Ruin Football

I Am Getting Good Again At Wasting My Life

We Kept Our Kids’ Baby Teeth And It Was Weird

This Is The End Of Mike Zimmer

My Excursion Into The Land Of Mocktails

You Don’t Want AI Refs

If You Run From The Shotgun On Short Yardage One More Time, I Will Murder You

I Am Politely Asking TV Broadcasters To Stop Reading Tweets On Air

It’s Not Always About What A Coach Decides To Do

Heaven Is A Park Bench

Show The Injuries

The Time I Libeled Myself After Waking Up From A Coma

Have You Hugged Your Local Run-Stuffing Fat Guy Today?

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