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<div>Corban Goble is a writer based in New Orleans. He writes the Kansas Jayhawks basketball newsletter <a href="https://buttondown.com/streaktalk" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-saferedirecturl="https://www.google.com/url?q=https://buttondown.com/streaktalk&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1792591500521000&amp;usg=AOvVaw1ZZVLbxl-W6fPpdIGBSM2H">Streak Talk</a>.</div>


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