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Chris Thompson

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Golf

Phil Mickelson Sure Loves To Gamble, Possibly To His Own Detriment

NBA

Gary Payton II’s Elbow Injury Is A Huge Bummer

NBA

Doc Rivers Has Picked One Hell Of A Hill To Die On

MLB

Baseball Is So Fucking Hard, Man

Birdfector

Don’t You DARE Miss Out On Primo Birding Season

April 29, 2022
NBA

The Wrong Jazz Players Ate Shit

April 29, 2022
NBA

Trae Young And The Hawks Went Down Easy

April 27, 2022
NBA

The Celtics Made Sure Kevin Durant Had The Playoffs From Hell

April 26, 2022
Media Meltdowns

In The Game Of Basketball, One Must Be Careful To Avoid Sitting On A Whoopee Cushion While Laying An Egg

April 25, 2022
NBA

That Was Painful

April 22, 2022
Life's Rich Pageant

Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.

April 21, 2022
MLB

By God, The Time To Beat The Shift Is Upon Us

April 20, 2022
NBA

Jalen Brunson Torched Utah’s Shabby Playoff Defense

April 19, 2022
MLB

The Kids Are Cool, And Possibly Alright

April 15, 2022
MLB

Introducing Steven Kwan, Your New Favorite Baseball Guy

April 12, 2022
NBA

The Lakers Have An Opening For A Fall Guy

April 11, 2022
Animals

I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home

MLB

The Orioles Mangled The One Nice Thing About Their Whole Shitty Baseball Operation

NBA

Lonzo Ball Is Done, And So Are The Bulls

Life's Rich Pageant

Give It Up For The Heroic Barf-Cleaner

NBA

The Lakers Are Now All But Dead

NBA

The Heroic Spurs Must Send The Vile Lakers Spiraling Into Hell

March 30, 2022
NBA

Portland’s Tanking Project Is Going Awfully Well

March 27, 2022
College Basketball

This Is Going To Be Absolutely Unbearable

March 27, 2022
NBA

Kyrie Irving Won

March 24, 2022
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