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Chris Thompson

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NBA

Joel Embiid Tramples Freedom

December 21, 2021
NFL

Matt Nagy Couldn’t Even Melt Down Properly

December 21, 2021
MLB

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 16

December 17, 2021
NFL

Dan Snyder Is The Pettiest Human In The World

December 15, 2021
MLB

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 13

December 14, 2021
NBA

NBA Postpones Two Games After Chicago Bulls Literally Cannot Locate More Uninfected Players, Oh God

December 13, 2021
NBA

The Lake Show Is Awful Television

December 10, 2021
NBA

Patrick Beverley: Making My Team Look Bad Is An Act Of Cowardice

December 9, 2021
Media Meltdowns

Buffalo Reporter Asks Bills Players If They’re Embarrassed By Run Defense, Eats Shit

December 7, 2021
MLB

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 5

December 6, 2021
NBA

The Pelicans Are Running Out Of Time For Zion Williamson To Save Them

December 3, 2021
MLB

Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 1

December 2, 2021
NBA

Upon Further Review, Several Rockets Goobers Screwed Up A Triple-Double

December 1, 2021
NBA

Several Rockets Goobers Work Together To Manufacture A Triple-Double

November 30, 2021
NFL

Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror

November 29, 2021
NBA

Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation

November 23, 2021
This Is So Stupid

How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?

November 21, 2021
NFL

Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What

November 21, 2021
NBA

These Gutsy 76ers Need And Deserve A Hero

November 21, 2021
NBA

Puddle Of Puke On Sacramento Kings’ Home Court Somehow Not A Metaphor

November 21, 2021
NBA

Steph Curry Only Needed One Good Hip To Kick Cleveland’s Ass

November 19, 2021
NBA

Never Change, LaMelo

November 18, 2021
Birdfector

Let’s Make Some Pumpkin Bird Feeders To Conquer Waste And Shame

November 17, 2021
NBA

Please Wait Until After The First Free Throw To Chant “M-V-P” For Montrezl Harrell Of The First-Place Washington Wizards

November 16, 2021
NFL

How To Beat Tom Brady: Introducing The Infinite Drive

November 15, 2021
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