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Chris Thompson

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MLB

Please Give Us James Wood Now, Before Joey Gallo’s Shoulder Un-Kerplodes

MLB

Please Give Us Paul Skenes Now, Before His Elbow Kerplodes

NBA

The Scrappy Knicks Finally Sent The 76ers To The Grave

MLB

Days Of Simmering Red-Assedness Lead To Sudden Basebrawl

NFL

Bears’ New Stadium Proposal Includes A Lifetime Of Public Debt

April 28, 2024
MLB

Hold Off On Judging The Floundering Astros, Or Judge Away!

April 28, 2024
NBA

Joel Embiid Is Persevering, For Good And Ill

April 26, 2024
NFL

Bears Owners Roll Out Grotesque Stadium Plan With History’s Creepiest Launch Ceremony

April 25, 2024
MLB

The Wandering Athletics Right-Size Their Operation To A Rinky-Dink Minor-League Park In Sacramento

Science

Fusion Researchers Set New Record For Ignoring My Wish To Be Consumed By The Heat Of Seven Suns

MLB

A New Season Finds The Oakland Athletics In The Same Dumb Limbo

MLB

Baseball!

March 28, 2024
NBA

Ted Leonsis Finally Abandons Glenn Youngkin’s Doomed Virginia Gambit

March 28, 2024
NBA

Joe Mazzulla Must Disobey The NBA And Continue To Block Meaningless Shot Attempts

March 27, 2024
Racing

Set Max Verstappen’s Car On Fire More Often, For Morale

March 25, 2024
NBA

Whew! A-Rod’s Ownership Team Finally Secured Someone Else’s Money To Buy The Timberwolves

March 21, 2024
Announcements

Sockdolager Is The New Dinger

March 19, 2024
Capital

A Disney World Pervert’s Take On: The Existential War Of Investor Aggression

March 15, 2024
NBA

Ted Leonsis’s Suburban Arena Scam Is Nearly Kaput

NBA

Ben Simmons Is Back In Hell

Racing

How Much Will Red Bull Racing Endure To Stand By Christian Horner?

NBA

You Need Someone To Huck It On Up There

February 28, 2024
Journalismism

Vice’s Avaricious Stewards Finally Succeeded At Bleeding It Dry

February 23, 2024
NBA

Think Your Rinky-Dink Three-Horse Flyover Burg Can Host An NBA All-Star Weekend? Think Again

February 22, 2024
NBA

Would Anyone Miss The NBA All-Star Game?

February 19, 2024
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