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Chris Thompson

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Baseball Is So Fucking Hard, Man

Don’t You DARE Miss Out On Primo Birding Season

The Wrong Jazz Players Ate Shit

Trae Young And The Hawks Went Down Easy

The Celtics Made Sure Kevin Durant Had The Playoffs From Hell

Media Meltdowns

In The Game Of Basketball, One Must Be Careful To Avoid Sitting On A Whoopee Cushion While Laying An Egg

That Was Painful

Life's Rich Pageant

Did The U.S. Military Almost Shoot Down A U.S. Military Plane For Participating In A Military Appreciation Night Stunt In The U.S. Capital? No. Nothing To See Here.

By God, The Time To Beat The Shift Is Upon Us

Jalen Brunson Torched Utah’s Shabby Playoff Defense

The Kids Are Cool, And Possibly Alright

Introducing Steven Kwan, Your New Favorite Baseball Guy

The Lakers Have An Opening For A Fall Guy

I Hereby Beg All Outside Creatures To Please Remain Outside Of My Home

The Orioles Mangled The One Nice Thing About Their Whole Shitty Baseball Operation

Lonzo Ball Is Done, And So Are The Bulls

Life's Rich Pageant

Give It Up For The Heroic Barf-Cleaner

The Lakers Are Now All But Dead

The Heroic Spurs Must Send The Vile Lakers Spiraling Into Hell

Portland’s Tanking Project Is Going Awfully Well

College Basketball

This Is Going To Be Absolutely Unbearable

Kyrie Irving Won

Concrete-Company-Turned-Metaverse Now Promoting A Hook-Up For “Human Cloned Organs”

There Is No $10 Million Club, Bob! Stop This!

All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting