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NBA
Joel Embiid Tramples Freedom
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2021
NFL
Matt Nagy Couldn’t Even Melt Down Properly
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Chris Thompson
December 21, 2021
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MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 16
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Chris Thompson
December 17, 2021
NFL
Dan Snyder Is The Pettiest Human In The World
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Chris Thompson
December 15, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 13
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Chris Thompson
December 14, 2021
NBA
NBA Postpones Two Games After Chicago Bulls Literally Cannot Locate More Uninfected Players, Oh God
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Chris Thompson
December 13, 2021
NBA
The Lake Show Is Awful Television
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Chris Thompson
December 10, 2021
NBA
Patrick Beverley: Making My Team Look Bad Is An Act Of Cowardice
88
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Chris Thompson
December 9, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Buffalo Reporter Asks Bills Players If They’re Embarrassed By Run Defense, Eats Shit
136
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Chris Thompson
December 7, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 5
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Chris Thompson
December 6, 2021
NBA
The Pelicans Are Running Out Of Time For Zion Williamson To Save Them
112
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Chris Thompson
December 3, 2021
MLB
Let’s Remember Some Locked-Out MLB Players, Day 1
132
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Chris Thompson
December 2, 2021
NBA
Upon Further Review, Several Rockets Goobers Screwed Up A Triple-Double
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Chris Thompson
December 1, 2021
NBA
Several Rockets Goobers Work Together To Manufacture A Triple-Double
51
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Chris Thompson
November 30, 2021
NFL
Cam Newton’s Storybook Return Detoured Into Horror
94
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Chris Thompson
November 29, 2021
NBA
Could My Entire Family Fit Inside Kyle Kuzma’s Large Pink Sweater With Enough Room Left Over For Rations To Survive The Winter? An Investigation
110
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Chris Thompson
November 23, 2021
This Is So Stupid
How Is Urban Meyer Feeling Today?
68
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NFL
Does Lamar Jackson Have Doo-Doo Ass Or What
77
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NBA
These Gutsy 76ers Need And Deserve A Hero
25
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NBA
Puddle Of Puke On Sacramento Kings’ Home Court Somehow Not A Metaphor
67
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Chris Thompson
November 21, 2021
NBA
Steph Curry Only Needed One Good Hip To Kick Cleveland’s Ass
77
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Chris Thompson
November 19, 2021
NBA
Never Change, LaMelo
32
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Chris Thompson
November 18, 2021
Birdfector
Let’s Make Some Pumpkin Bird Feeders To Conquer Waste And Shame
64
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Chris Thompson
November 17, 2021
NBA
Please Wait Until After The First Free Throw To Chant “M-V-P” For Montrezl Harrell Of The First-Place Washington Wizards
36
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Chris Thompson
November 16, 2021
NFL
How To Beat Tom Brady: Introducing The Infinite Drive
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Chris Thompson
November 15, 2021
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