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Chris Thompson

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NBA

The Bucks Can’t Let It Be This Easy

MLB

Nick Castellanos Hit A Drive Into Deep Left Field, Which Is How You Know Something Grave Has Happened

Olympics

Well This Is Stupid As Hell

NBA

Guys Can Only Get You So Far

MLB

GunkWatch: We’ve Gunk-Beef On The Diamond

June 30, 2021
NBA

The Clippers Are Not Dead

June 29, 2021
MLB

Trevor Bauer Is Not Cheating

NBA

Scoopbrain Is A Contagious Illness

June 28, 2021
MLB

GunkWatch: Baseball’s New Sticky Stuff Protocols Finally Bust A Guy

June 28, 2021
Defector At The Movies

If Porky Pig Attempts To Rap Anywhere Near Me I Will Turn Him Into Carnitas

MLB

What’s With This Damn Kyle Schwarber And All The Dingers!

MLB

GunkWatch: Shohei Ohtani Laughs At Mere Mortals Who Need Sticky Stuff

MLB

Joe Girardi’s Corncobbing Highlighted A Delightful Night For Sticky-Stuff Enforcement

Media Meltdowns

Can The Uncanniness Of This Shams Charania Sentence Be Increased To A Higher Platform Of Such? A Focused Execution Of Scrutiny

NBA

What Was Doc Supposed To Do?

Chefector

Today’s Cocktail Is The White Rum Sour

NBA

What The Damn Hell

NBA

The Sixers Can’t Get Away With Both Of These Guys Sucking

NBA

Cameron Payne Worked Hard To Arrive At The Point Of Nikola Jokic’s Surrender

June 14, 2021
NBA

Kevin Durant’s Idiot Bodyguard Rushed The Court To Protect Him From P.J. Tucker

June 11, 2021
MLB

10 Uninterrupted Minutes Of FRAYHAYLAYYYYY, Sure

June 10, 2021
Science

Is Lightning A Fraud? Sadly, Yes [Update]

MLB

Dinger Beauty Is A Joy Forever

NBA

God Help Me, I’ve Been Charmed By Chris Paul

Animals

Please, Brood X Cicadas, I Beg You, Shut The Fuck Up

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