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Manchester United Is So Pitiful That I Almost Feel Bad
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
Soccer
If An Overhead Kick Is Scored In Paris, Does It Make A Sound?
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Billy Haisley
August 10, 2022
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Soccer
Is Women’s Soccer Leaving Home?
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Billy Haisley
August 3, 2022
Soccer
He Doesn’t Want To Come To Your Sorry-Ass Club, Gary
107
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Billy Haisley
July 29, 2022
Soccer
This Is England?
128
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Billy Haisley
July 27, 2022
Soccer
Barcelona Is Back, For Better And For Worse
39
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Billy Haisley
July 18, 2022
Rays Week
Relegated Watford Pretends That Everybody Loves Rey Manaj
18
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Billy Haisley
July 12, 2022
Soccer
Mapi León Is One Of A Kind
23
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Billy Haisley
July 10, 2022
Soccer
Inter Is Giving Us Our Romelu Lukaku Back
26
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Billy Haisley
July 1, 2022
Soccer
It Doesn’t Get Better Than That
159
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Billy Haisley
May 20, 2022
Soccer
To Get True Equal Pay, The USWNT And USMNT Had To Break The Mold
84
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Billy Haisley
May 18, 2022
Soccer
It’s Still A Little Too Early For Arsenal
122
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Billy Haisley
May 17, 2022
Soccer
The Premier League Relegation War Is The Best Show In Town
146
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Billy Haisley
May 9, 2022
Soccer
The Champions League Is For Mentality Monsters
38
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Billy Haisley
May 5, 2022
Soccer
Long Live Real Betis, Kings Of The Cup
34
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Billy Haisley
April 25, 2022
Soccer
Real Madrid Will Not Go Gently Into That Good Night
41
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Billy Haisley
April 14, 2022
Soccer
PSG Is Such A Waste
51
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Billy Haisley
April 12, 2022
Soccer
The Players Make The Game
33
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Billy Haisley
April 6, 2022
Soccer
The USMNT Is Going To The World Cup
154
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Billy Haisley
March 28, 2022
Soccer
Gio Reyna Is Taking Us Where We Need To Go
99
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Billy Haisley
March 25, 2022
Soccer
Manchester City’s Lack Is Our Gain
66
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Billy Haisley
March 21, 2022
Soccer
The World No Longer Belongs To Ronaldo And Messi
118
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Billy Haisley
March 16, 2022
Soccer
Raphinha Showeth And Raphinha Taketh Away
22
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Billy Haisley
March 14, 2022
Soccer
Arsenal Is On The Assault
57
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Billy Haisley
March 9, 2022
Soccer
This Is What Juventus Paid All That Money For
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Billy Haisley
February 23, 2022
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