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Ousmane Dembélé Is Finally Back On Track
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Billy Haisley
March 28, 2021
Soccer
Martin Odegaard Pulls All The Strings
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Billy Haisley
March 23, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
Soccer
Kelechi Iheanacho Is Breaking Out At Just The Right Time
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Billy Haisley
March 15, 2021
Soccer
Manchester United Has Crawled Out Of The Meme Zone
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Billy Haisley
March 8, 2021
Soccer
The Handball Rule Is Now A Little Less Dogshit
30
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Billy Haisley
March 5, 2021
Soccer
The Handball Rule Is Dogshit
99
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Billy Haisley
March 4, 2021
Soccer
Tottenham Has Finally Gotten Its Gareth Bale Back
36
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Billy Haisley
March 1, 2021
Soccer
Olivier Giroud Scores Fittingly Drab Golazo
37
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Billy Haisley
February 23, 2021
Soccer
Resistance Is Futile Against Manchester City
48
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Billy Haisley
February 23, 2021
Soccer
Erling Haaland Is Scary
51
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Billy Haisley
February 18, 2021
Soccer
Pedri Makes Barcelona’s Bad Season Worth It
26
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Billy Haisley
February 14, 2021
Soccer
It’s Happening To Neymar Again
113
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Billy Haisley
February 12, 2021
Soccer
When A Goal Is A Work Of Art
118
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Billy Haisley
February 9, 2021
Soccer
Luis Suárez Is As Regular As An Old Man Eating Bran
47
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Billy Haisley
February 1, 2021
Soccer
Erling Haaland Is Still Growing
24
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Billy Haisley
January 11, 2021
Soccer
Bukayo Saka Is Finding His Place, And Arsenal Is Too
35
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Billy Haisley
January 4, 2021
Music
The Infinite Gifts Of MF Doom
74
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Billy Haisley
January 1, 2021
Soccer
The Clock Still Hasn’t Struck Midnight In Leicester City’s Cinderella Story
62
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Billy Haisley
December 21, 2020
Soccer
Tim Weah Is Still Here
20
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Billy Haisley
December 17, 2020
Soccer
All Hail Daniel Podence, The Premier League’s Reigning Short King
30
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Billy Haisley
December 15, 2020
Soccer
Rooting For Sheffield United Must Suck Incredible Amounts Of Ass Right Now
59
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Billy Haisley
December 14, 2020
Soccer
Neymar Is Finally The Best Player In The World
55
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Billy Haisley
December 10, 2020
Defector At The Movies
‘La Grande Bouffe’ Knew Exactly How To Make Arthouse Accessible: Lots Of Fart Gags
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Billy Haisley
December 7, 2020
Soccer
Romelu Lukaku Has Put Inter On His Back
32
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Billy Haisley
December 2, 2020
Soccer
Eden Hazard’s Time At Real Madrid Is Only Getting Bleaker
43
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Billy Haisley
November 30, 2020
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