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December 9, 2021
Soccer
Vinícius Go Boom
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December 6, 2021
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November 24, 2021
Soccer
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November 22, 2021
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The USMNT Is Legit As Hell
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Alexia Putellas Is As Good As It Gets
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November 11, 2021
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November 8, 2021
Soccer
No One Can Do It Like João Cancelo
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November 7, 2021
Soccer
Barcelona Has Hit The Reset Button
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Billy Haisley
October 29, 2021
Soccer
Real Madrid Beat Barcelona In The Least Classic Clásico In Ages
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October 24, 2021
Soccer
Cristiano Ronaldo Has Returned, And The Clock Is Ticking
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Billy Haisley
October 24, 2021
Soccer
Brentford Can Win Even When It Loses
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Billy Haisley
October 18, 2021
Soccer
It Doesn’t Get Better Than Liverpool And Manchester City
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October 4, 2021
Soccer
PSG Is A Work In Progress
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Billy Haisley
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Soccer
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Billy Haisley
September 28, 2021
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Billy Haisley
August 16, 2021
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August 12, 2021
Soccer
Lionel Messi Is No Longer Barcelona’s
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Billy Haisley
August 5, 2021
Olympics
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Billy Haisley
July 30, 2021
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Italy Deserved It
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There’s Still Time For England To Do More Than Win
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July 8, 2021
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