The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is—LUSK CALLS THE SNOW DAY. BREAKING NEWS: LUSK CALLS THE SNOW DAY

I don't want to get too sentimental about the lost innocence of childhood and all that, but goddamn if it isn't true that nothing in adult life brings the same kind of rush that a well-timed snow day could.

Right in front of the student section! Oh my goodness!

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