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The Penguins And Islanders Are Having A Mid-Off
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Lauren Theisen
April 12, 2023
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Brad Marchand Makes Another Enemy
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Lauren Theisen
February 9, 2022
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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JARRRR-EEEEEE. JARRRRRR-EEEEEE. JARRRR-EEEEEE.
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Lauren Theisen
May 27, 2021
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Tristan Jarry’s Boner Was One For The Ages
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Lauren Theisen
May 25, 2021