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Giving The Pistons A 20-Point Lead Is Like Giving A Baby A Knife
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Patrick Redford
January 10, 2024
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The Pistons Are So Good At Losing
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Chris Thompson
December 29, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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The Pee Stains Alone
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Chris Thompson
December 17, 2023
NBA
The Pistons Complete Their No-Win November
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Giri Nathan
December 1, 2023
NBA
That Was The Weepiest Finals Celebration Ever
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Laura Wagner
July 21, 2021