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The Great Hot Dog Mystery!
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Kelsey McKinney
October 12, 2022
MLB
My Enemy The Condiment Robot Has Been Vanquished And Prosperity Has Returned To These Lands
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Kelsey McKinney
June 11, 2021
New Defector Merch For Your Baby
Finally, Defector merch for the baby who loves food. Designed by illustrator extraordinaire Hawk Krall, our new Chefector baby onesie is the perfect outfit for those little fans of various mush. And for the food-motivated adult, it's available on a regular T-shirt, too.
MLB
They Ruined The Damn Condiment Island
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Kelsey McKinney
May 26, 2021
