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How To Drink Alone, The Madison Avenue Way
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Felix Kent
January 16, 2023
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All Cocktails Should Be Slightly Disgusting
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Chris Thompson
March 21, 2022
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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There Are A Million Ways To Avoid Calling Yourself An Alcoholic
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Drew Magary
June 29, 2021
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How To Make Nocino, The Black Potion That Is Summer’s Ode To Winter
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Patrick Redford
June 14, 2021
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There’s No “Best” Time To Quit Drinking
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Drew Magary
December 15, 2020