By now you have surely heard that Jair Bolsonaro, the fascist president of Brazil whose favorite things to do are contract COVID-19 and get attacked by large flightless birds, lost this weekend&#8217;s presidential election to Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva. As we all celebrate Bolsonaro getting chucked into the dust bin of history, let us…

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