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College Basketball
Tom Izzo Manhandles His Own Player Then Chokes Away Lead, Presented By Some Mortgage Company
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Samer Kalaf
March 19, 2021
This Is So Stupid
What’s The Least Flavorful Food Item That Would Nonetheless Instantly Vaporize Prince Philip?
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Samer Kalaf
March 18, 2021
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Defector Up All Night
Knicks Choose The Best Possible Time To Praise Andrew Cuomo’s Decision-Making
73
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Samer Kalaf
March 2, 2021
Horse Racing
Second Dead Horse Sat On
97
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Samer Kalaf
March 2, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Please Distract The Football Reporters So They Stop Defending Unpaid Internships
306
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Samer Kalaf
March 1, 2021
Journalismism
Barstool Sports CEO: Has Anyone Heard About This Sexist Thing My Site Does Every Day?
223
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Samer Kalaf
February 23, 2021
Golf
Tiger Woods In Surgery For Leg Injuries After Single-Car Crash [Update]
166
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Samer Kalaf
February 23, 2021
NFL
Jerry Jones Finally Has Something Go His Way
140
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Samer Kalaf
February 19, 2021
NHL
The Arizona Coyotes Really Aren’t Helping Their Case
82
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Samer Kalaf
February 16, 2021
NFL
The Pouncey Twins Were Loyal To All The Wrong People
112
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Samer Kalaf
February 15, 2021
This Is So Stupid
If The Dallas Stars Are Truly Patriotic, They’ll Play The National Anthem 50 Times Before Each Game
193
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Samer Kalaf
February 10, 2021
NFL
Jack Easterby Has Now Outlasted The Houston Texans President
168
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Samer Kalaf
February 10, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Gisele Is Ready To Prove She’s No System Supermodel
82
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Samer Kalaf
February 8, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Dustin Johnson’s Drive Absolutely Nails Some Poor Sap
87
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Samer Kalaf
February 5, 2021
NFL
Houston Texans Hire Future Fall Guy
195
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Samer Kalaf
January 28, 2021
NFL
New Lions Coach Dan Campbell Is Ready To Bite Some Kneecaps
201
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Samer Kalaf
January 21, 2021
Politics
In One Of His Final Acts As President, Donald Trump Pardons Brian Urlacher’s Brother
82
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Samer Kalaf
January 20, 2021
NFL
Was Tom Brady Crud Tonight?
84
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Samer Kalaf
January 18, 2021
NFL
Drew Brees Now Has Lots Of Free Time To Respect The Flag
185
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Samer Kalaf
January 18, 2021
NHL
Jakub Voracek Adds Spice To Otherwise Dull Presser By Calling Reporter A “Weasel”
42
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Samer Kalaf
January 17, 2021
NFL
The Fate Of The Buffalo Bills Rests On The Shoulders Of—Sorry, Who Is That?
89
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Samer Kalaf
January 17, 2021
NFL
Jack Easterby Can’t Possibly Mean This Much To The Houston Texans
188
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Samer Kalaf
January 17, 2021
NFL
Rams Defense Punked By Future ‘Jeopardy!’ Guest Host
109
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Samer Kalaf
January 17, 2021
NHL
The New York Rangers Are Censoring Tony DeAngelo’s Right To Be Dogshit On The Ice
88
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Samer Kalaf
January 15, 2021
NHL
NBC Hockey Broadcast Replaces Asshole With Another Asshole
108
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Samer Kalaf
January 11, 2021
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