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College Football
Ed Orgeron’s Noxious Behavior Only Became A Problem Once He Started Losing
283
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Patrick Redford
October 18, 2021
MMA
Famous Italian DJ: Conor McGregor Broke My Nose Hours After Baptizing His Son At The Vatican
65
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Patrick Redford
October 17, 2021
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College Football
Lane Kiffin Was Pretty Chill About The Tennessee Projectile Fiasco
130
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Patrick Redford
October 17, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Sergiño Dest
37
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 15, 2021
Soccer
The USMNT Is Hitting Its Stride
72
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 14, 2021
NFL
St. Louis’s Lawsuit Against The Rams Could Shake Up The Football World
226
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 13, 2021
NBA
Kyrie Irving Won’t Be A Net Until He Ends His Vaccine Holdout
131
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 12, 2021
Soccer
The USMNT Crapped Itself, But It’s Probably Fine
92
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 11, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Yunus Musah
29
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 8, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Limits Of Human Language No Match For Disgraced Architecture Professor
259
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 7, 2021
The Fights
Do We Really Need Bare Knuckle Boxing?
124
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 7, 2021
Defector Up All Night
Man Four Games Into Coaching Tenure Once Again Clarifies He’s Not Resigning
250
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 6, 2021
Media Meltdowns
Sage Steele Stumbles On Path To Lucrative Self-Cancellation
247
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 5, 2021
NFL
Jets Thrill, Exhaust Nation With First Win Of The Season
59
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 3, 2021
Overexplained Lists
Tech Companies, Ranked By The Skill Of People Wearing Their T-Shirts At The Climbing Gym
104
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 3, 2021
MLB
Bask In These Perfect Calls Of The Mariners Keeping Their Playoff Hopes Alive
41
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 3, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Gianluca Busio
26
Comments
Patrick Redford
October 1, 2021
Soccer
There’s A New Sheriff In Town, And That Sheriff’s Name Is FC Sheriff
87
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 29, 2021
MLB
Joe West, Protagonist Of Baseball, Celebrates Looming Retirement By Ruining Game
96
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 27, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Dante Sealy
33
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 24, 2021
NFL
Avowed Film-Avoider Rob Gronkowski Backtracks, Says He Eats Hella Tape
91
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Patrick Redford
September 22, 2021
NBA
Ben Simmons Is Holding Out
183
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Patrick Redford
September 21, 2021
NFL
Zach Wilson Denies Seeing Ghosts, Focuses On Swag And Mojo
123
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Patrick Redford
September 20, 2021
Politics
Well That Was A Big Waste Of Time
301
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 15, 2021
Soccer
What Is This USMNT Guy’s Deal: Brenden Aaronson
31
Comments
Patrick Redford
September 10, 2021
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