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Drew Magary
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NFL
It’s Not Always About What A Coach Decides To Do
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Drew Magary
October 19, 2021
Life Lessons
Heaven Is A Park Bench
308
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Drew Magary
October 15, 2021
D.C.: Meet Defector At The Ballpark
Before the end of the season, come hang out at a baseball game in one of the cities where multiple Defector staffers reside. We’ll be doing Defector & Friends at the Ballpark in San Francisco, Philadelphia, and D.C. Make sure you wear your finest Defector merch so other readers can spot you, or at least carry around a printout of Devin the Dugong.
Jamboroo
Show The Injuries
510
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Drew Magary
October 14, 2021
Funbag
The Time I Libeled Myself After Waking Up From A Coma
365
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Drew Magary
October 12, 2021
Jamboroo
Have You Hugged Your Local Run-Stuffing Fat Guy Today?
473
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Drew Magary
October 7, 2021
Funbag
NFL Coaching Trees Are A Scam
569
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Drew Magary
October 5, 2021
Jamboroo
It’s Me, The Unwanted Advice–Giver
352
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Drew Magary
September 30, 2021
Funbag
How To Not Suck At Writing
532
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Drew Magary
September 28, 2021
Jamboroo
On Sleeping In
439
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Drew Magary
September 23, 2021
Funbag
Hear Me Out: A Pi Jersey
648
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Drew Magary
September 21, 2021
Podcasts
Let’s Remember Some College Football Guys, With Spencer Hall
101
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2021
Jamboroo
Why Do College Coaches Fail In The NFL?
381
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Drew Magary
September 16, 2021
Funbag
I Hope I Get Old Before I Die
638
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Drew Magary
September 14, 2021
Jamboroo
The Best Part Of Football Is Getting Ready For It
301
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
305
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Drew Magary
September 9, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Kansas City Chiefs
289
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Drew Magary
September 8, 2021
Funbag
You Have To Earn The Right To Fuck Off At Work
469
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Drew Magary
September 7, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Buffalo Bills
389
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Drew Magary
September 7, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Green Bay Packers
296
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Drew Magary
September 6, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New Orleans Saints
278
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Drew Magary
September 3, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Baltimore Ravens
500
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Drew Magary
September 2, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Cleveland Browns
326
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Drew Magary
September 1, 2021
Funbag
I Wanted The Pandemic To Be Over So Badly I Stopped Paying Attention To Reality
452
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Drew Magary
August 31, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Los Angeles Rams
321
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Drew Magary
August 31, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Pittsburgh Steelers
405
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Drew Magary
August 30, 2021
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