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Drew Magary
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Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Tennessee Titans
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Drew Magary
August 26, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Indianapolis Colts
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Drew Magary
August 25, 2021
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It’s Decided. I’m Moving To Arica, Chile.
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Chicago Bears
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Drew Magary
August 24, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Washington Football Team
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Drew Magary
August 23, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Miami Dolphins
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Drew Magary
August 20, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Las Vegas Raiders
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Drew Magary
August 19, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Arizona Cardinals
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Drew Magary
August 18, 2021
Funbag
If You Could Remember Every Single Thing, Would You?
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New England Patriots
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Drew Magary
August 17, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Minnesota Vikings
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Drew Magary
August 16, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Los Angeles Chargers
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Drew Magary
August 13, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: San Francisco 49ers
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Drew Magary
August 12, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New York Giants
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Drew Magary
August 11, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Dallas Cowboys
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Drew Magary
August 10, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Denver Broncos
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Drew Magary
August 9, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Carolina Panthers
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Drew Magary
August 6, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Detroit Lions
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Drew Magary
August 5, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Philadelphia Eagles
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Drew Magary
August 4, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Cincinnati Bengals
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Drew Magary
August 3, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Atlanta Falcons
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Drew Magary
August 2, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Houston Texans
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Drew Magary
July 30, 2021
Podcasts
An Overdue Heart-To-Heart, With AJ Daulerio
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Drew Magary
July 29, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: New York Jets
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Drew Magary
July 29, 2021
Why Your Team Sucks
Why Your Team Sucks 2021: Jacksonville Jaguars
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Drew Magary
July 28, 2021
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