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Drew Magary

Columnist. Author of many fine works of literature, including Point B. Handsomest man in the world.

I Know Exactly What Kind Of Professional Wrestler I Would Be

We Must Give The NBA Finals A Better Name

‘Stranger Things 4’ Is A Masterpiece

“They’ve Got To Pee On It”: A VFX Supervisor Explains Why Their Job Is So Tricky

Arts And Culture

I Fucking Hate Resistance Bands And I Am Not Wrong

Should Cars Have Another Horn In The Back? (No.)

Would You Eat Your Chocolate Hand?

An Anonymous TV Writer Offers An Inside Look At Why Special Effects Seem So Bad Right Now

We Don’t Need Concert Encores Anymore

You Deserve A Dad Pat Today

Bad Special Effects Are A Choice

Arts And Culture

Oh God I Think I Love Draymond Green

My Weird Australia Thing

What If A Baseball Game Literally Never Ended?

This Is A Wide Receivers’ League Now

Omelets? They’re—GASP!—Overrated

COVID-19: The Drew Magary Review

This Is, As Far As I’m Concerned, The Greatest Airport Story Ever Told

I’m Great At Falling Asleep Now

34 Things I Say To My Kids A Million Times A Day

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