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NFL
Jim Trotter’s Racial Discrimination Lawsuit Makes Working For NFL Network Sound Like A Nightmare
152
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Chris Thompson
September 12, 2023
NFL
The Washington Commanders Played A Football Game And Dan Snyder Had Nothing To Do With It
75
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Chris Thompson
September 11, 2023
MLB
Mark Lerner Loses His Appetite For Sentiment, Pulls The Plug On Stephen Strasburg’s Retirement Send-Off
138
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Chris Thompson
September 8, 2023
MLB
José Altuve Has Found The Range
109
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Chris Thompson
September 6, 2023
Chefector
Let’s Make Shrub, While There’s Still Time
68
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Chris Thompson
September 3, 2023
MLB
The Twins Couldn’t Make A Good Win-Now Trade If Their Season Depended On It
57
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Chris Thompson
September 3, 2023
MLB
The Padres Are Ready For The Fork
128
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Chris Thompson
September 1, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Barstool Sports’s New Owner Reportedly Laying Off 100 Staffers After Purchasing Company For One Dollar
421
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Chris Thompson
August 31, 2023
MLB
Yankees Lose Again, Find Novel Way To Humiliate Themselves
162
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Chris Thompson
August 28, 2023
MLB
Let’s Remember A Time When Stephen Strasburg Enjoyed Playing Baseball
82
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Chris Thompson
August 25, 2023
MLB
Shohei Ohtani’s Arm Kerploded And The Angels Are In Hell
211
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Chris Thompson
August 24, 2023
MLB
The Nationals Finally Managed To Retain Some Guys
82
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Chris Thompson
August 22, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Colin Cowherd Pratfalls Through The Laziest Possible Segment Of Football Analysis
207
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Chris Thompson
August 8, 2023
Media Meltdowns
Orioles Eat Mountains Of Shit After Suspending Broadcaster For Congratulating Improved Team
220
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Chris Thompson
August 8, 2023
Science
Researchers Have Once Again Kicked Fusion’s Ass With Bitchin’ Lasers
135
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Chris Thompson
August 7, 2023
MLB
Anthony Rizzo Played For Two Months With A Brain Injury And Only He Noticed
174
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Chris Thompson
August 4, 2023
NBA
ESPN Lays Off Mark Jackson One Month After Dropping Jeff Van Gundy
108
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Chris Thompson
August 1, 2023
NBA
NBA Urges Teams To Disregard Damian Lillard’s Threats
85
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Chris Thompson
July 31, 2023
Life Lessons
So You Want To Grow Climbing Roses
106
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Chris Thompson
July 21, 2023
MLB
Elly De La Cruz Is Not Like Other Baseball Players
88
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Chris Thompson
July 21, 2023
NBA
Phoenix’s Title Push Has Maximums, Minimums, And Nothing In Between
100
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Chris Thompson
July 17, 2023
Capital
Color Star Makes Its Next Big Move, Teams Up With Max Payne, Johnny Blaze, And Elizabeth
470
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Chris Thompson
July 14, 2023
NBA
Please Do Not Hit Britney Spears For Touching The Shoulder Of Victor Wembanyama
271
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Chris Thompson
July 7, 2023
MLB
Ronald Acuña Jr. Is A Baseball God
84
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Chris Thompson
July 6, 2023
Golf
Golf’s Emerging Behemoth Might Be Too Big To Exist And Too Rich To Stop
89
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Chris Thompson
June 16, 2023
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