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In My Day You Couldn’t Fake-Die For Two Years Without Real Commitment

January 5, 2023

End-Stage Loser Brain Is Ditching Your Favorite Team Because It Wants To Be Good Now

December 21, 2022

NYC: Come To The Distraction LIVE On October 4

Drew and Roth are bringing The Distraction to a live stage for the first time in two years! Expect special guests, live Funbag questions from the audience, Guys remembered, gratuitous sandwich talk, and much more. (Pals, check your daily newsletter from August 31 for discount code.)

Buy Your Tickets Now →

Any Worthwhile Player Ranking Will Make You So Mad

December 14, 2022

Qatar’s World Cup CEO Scolds Reporters For Noticing That Another Worker Died

December 8, 2022

Portugal Romped While Ronaldo Watched

December 7, 2022

Japan Is The Best Kind Of World Cup Killer

December 2, 2022

What The Boring Company Does

November 29, 2022

My Damn Oven Died Just In Time For Thanksgiving

November 23, 2022

Cristiano Ronaldo Now Going Door-To-Door Trying To Alienate People

November 17, 2022

Croatia Will Say Goodbye To A Legend In Qatar

November 15, 2022