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What I Cooked For Thanksgiving This Year

Carved turkey

Make Sports Trophies Cooler

This Is So Stupid

NC Dinos (KBO) lift giant sword trophy after winning Korean Series

Bill Simmons Is Union-Busting

Media Meltdowns

Bill Simmons sits in an armchair looking like an asshole

Let’s Cook Shakshouka, The Perfect Short-Notice Food

A pan of shakshouka, eggs poached in tomatoes and peppers

Virgin Hyperloop Has Invented The World’s Crappiest High-Speed Rail

These People Are Morons

Trump campaign manager Bill Stepien and son-in-law Jared Kushner behind Donald Trump

Let’s All Enjoy This Wholesome Video Of A Happy Dog Doing Stunts

Things We Actually Like

Dog walking along top of brick garden wall

Let’s Cook Some Tomato Soup

A bowl of tomato soup with croutons and herbs

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It’s Not Justin Turner’s Fault

ARLINGTON, TEXAS - OCTOBER 27: Justin Turner #10 of the Los Angeles Dodgers and his wife Kourtney Pogue, hold the Commissioners Trophy after the teams 3-1 victory against the Tampa Bay Rays in Game Six to win the 2020 MLB World Series at Globe Life Field on October 27, 2020 in Arlington, Texas. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

Please Spend Ten Minutes Or Less Reading About The Death Of Quibi

A smartphone displays Quibi

John Wall Update: Playing Spades, Paying Zero Attention During A Televised Interview

Media Meltdowns

John Wall examines his cards during a live TV segment

Let’s Cook Some Green Chicken Chili, The Easy Kind

Jalapeno, Anaheim, and Poblano peppers, chopped in bowls

There Should Be A Grand Jury To Approve All Future Film And TV Remakes

Defector At The Movies

Anthony Davis Is The Best Defender In The World

Anthony Davis reaches from behind to block Tyler Herro

You Can Always Just Not Watch TV

Actress Dagmar reads book beside TV in old black and white photo

Who Is Donald Trump Waving At?

Donald Trump is visible through the window of his car.

Jimmy Butler And The Heat Were Too Stubborn To Lose Game 3

Jimmy Butler celebrates

Let’s Cook Some Beef Stew, (One Of) The Right Way(s)

Beef stew ingredients, in bowls, on countertop, with "Chefector" badge in front

An Extremely Timely And Thorough NBA Finals Preview

Fidel Castro plays hoops

And Now, A Trenchant LeBron James Infographic

This Is So Stupid

LeBron James mean-mugs while his Lakers teammates celebrate