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Boston Tech Startup Develops Worst Imaginable Way To Get A Cup Of Coffee

Bob Huggins Wants To Eliminate The Wrong Part Of March Madness

College Basketball

Weeks If Not Months In Advance, A Thorough Preview Of The 2021-22 NBA Season

Let’s Make Pierogi

Reverse Baseball!

This Is So Stupid

Plagiarism Is The Weirdest Of All The Frauds

Fake It Until You Make It (A Worse Planet For Everyone To Live On)

MLB Network’s Jim Kaat Went So Far Out Of His Way To Say Something Racist

Media Meltdowns

‘American Conservative’ Columnist: This Story Reminds Me Of A Third-Grader Whose Dick I Thought Was Weird

Media Meltdowns

Let’s Cook Some Escarole With Beans And Sausage

All Of What’s Miserable About Barcelona In 2021 Is Congealed Into The Form Of This Doofus

BenWatch: Ben Simmons Unmoved By Attempts At Pretending To Placate Him

The Sports Highlight Of The Day Is This Aussie Rugby Dude Rescuing A Stuck Sheep

Sports Highlight Of The Day

Jacksonville Jaguars: No One Is Allowed To Apologize For Sucking Shit Except Us

Let’s Throw Together Some Stuffed Peppers

Urban Meyer’s House Is Freaking Me Out, Man

Life's Rich Pageant

Please Explain To Me What The Hell Aaron Boone Is Trying To Say About Derek Jeter

Let’s Bake Some Cornbread

Mark Davis’s House Is The World Capital Of Sadness

Ben Simmons, To Team Trying To Trade Him: Trade Me

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