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Let’s Cook Some Blue Crabs

Shams, Please, Go On Some Dates Man

Point/Counterpoint: Landing A Plane If You Had To

Life's Rich Pageant

Barry Petchesky

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Won’t Somebody Think Of The Stupid Children?

The Blog Of The Year Is This Deranged Book Excerpt

Media Meltdowns

Let’s Poach Some Eggs, The Extremely Easy Thing To Do

I’m So Glad The Grizzlies And Wolves Found Each Other

The Utah Jazz Spent An Evening In Spirit Prison

Trae Young Had The Game 1 From Hell

A Richly Informative And In Fact Quite Punctual Preview Of The 2022 NBA Playoffs

Everyone Involved In Yanking Clayton Kershaw From His Perfect Game Must Go To Prison (Just For A Few Days)

Vladimir Guerrero Jr. Sent A Baseball To Baseball Hell For All Time

Grow A Little Herb Garden

It’s Green, It’s Sauce, It’s Green Sauce

Russell Wilson Has A Beverage Brand For Various Hydration Occasions And Functional Need States

Media Meltdowns

It’s Perfectly OK To Admit You’re Secretly Rooting For A Grizzly Bear To Tear Coach K’s Head Off

This Is So Stupid

Jamal Crawford Was The Coolest

Let’s Stuff Some Artichokes

Hm, Maybe Tom Brady Can, In Fact, Play Forever

I Truly Cannot Believe How Dumb This Convoy Shit Is

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