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Volcano Cool

The Great Outdoors

Lava flows down Etna with the city of Catania in the foreground

Oh Wow, Look At That, John Wall Is Out Here Making History

This Is So Stupid

John Wall clutches his dick and balls on the floor of Rockets arena

This Is Why Everybody Hates The Democrats

Truck Ugly

The Telsa Cybertruck is on display at the recently reopened Petersen Automotive Museum in Los Angeles, California, July 1, 2020. - California Governor Gavin Newsom announced July 1, 2020 that the state would be shutting down indoor operations for restaurants, zoos, museums and several other sectors effective immediately due to concerns over the recent spike in COVID-19 cases. (Photo by Robyn Beck / AFP) (Photo by ROBYN BECK/AFP via Getty Images)

Let’s Cook Some Chicken Cacciatore, And Pretend To Be Hunters

A bowl of chicken cacciatore

Look Man, Sometimes Being A Responsible Dad Means Taking An Impromptu Beach Vacation In The Middle Of A Catastrophe

Ted Cruz

Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh, who has since died, celebrates after receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom.

A Suggestion For Bird Feeding

A tomtit and a sparrow feed from a bird feeder in a park in Moscow on January 31, 2019. (Photo by Kirill KUDRYAVTSEV / AFP) (Photo credit should read KIRILL KUDRYAVTSEV/AFP via Getty Images)

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Let’s Cook Some Chicken And Dumplings

A bowl of chicken and dumplings

Bring Forth The Checks

US President Joe Biden speaks before signing executive orders related to immigration in the Oval Office of the White House in Washington, DC, February 2, 2021. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)

Joe Harris’s Brainfart Gives The Wizards One Night Of Sweet, Sweet Dignity

Russell Westbrook celebrates hitting the game-winning shot as Joe Harris looks on

It’s All Made Up

A Game Stop sign on a building

Not That The Wizards Needed The Help, But John Wall Made Them Look Like Idiots

John Wall smiles in a Rockets uniform

Do Not Root Against LeBron James If He Can See It

LeBron James shoots over a member of the Cleveland Cavaliers

Let’s Make Banana Bread

A loaf of banana bread

More Like Madison Clownfraud

Madison Cawthorn grimaces like a psycho

No Points For Guessing That Elon Musk’s Miami Traffic Solution Is Dumber Than Shit

The James Harden Situation Is Coming To A Head Very Quickly [UPDATE: It Did]

Do You Not See That The City Of The Future Must Be A Straight Line, You Oaf, You Absolute Doofus

This Is So Stupid

Mohammad bin Salman, crown prince of Saudi Arabia

What Good Is A Sweet Buzzer-Beater If I Don’t Know The Shooter’s Systolic Blood Pressure?

This Is So Stupid