The Packers Have Solved Their Aaron Rodgers Problem

Good news for Packers fans who are still sweating over the possibility that Aaron Rodgers may be in the process of forcing his way off the team: You've got nothing to worry about anymore! If Rodgers wants to walk out the door, that's fine, because as of today Green Bay has a much better option at QB:

Some fanbases just have all the luck.

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