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Dillon Brooks Believes He’s Being Targeted And Victimized For Punching People In The Balls
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Patrick Redford
October 11, 2023
MLB
Akil Baddoo Caught Stealing With Throw That Ricocheted Off His Jiminy Crickets
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Barry Petchesky
May 9, 2023
Are you a bad enough dugong to rescue the president?
After the wild success of our T-shirt featuring Chief Metaverse Officer Devin the Mixed-Reality Dugong, Lauren, Dan, and Devin dreamed of something even bigger: a beat-'em-up arcade game. While that project remains on hold due to the contraction of investment in the metaverse space, we have produced a second T-shirt, featuring concept art from El Toro. Available in gender-neutral and femme cuts at defectorstore.com. Union-made in the USA.
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Finally, Some Crotch Abuse We Can All Feel Good About
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Chris Thompson
April 28, 2023
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Dillon Brooks Was Humiliating Himself Well Before He Made Contact With The Balls
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Chris Thompson
April 23, 2023
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Mookie Betts Tagged Outrageously In Dick And Balls
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David Roth
May 9, 2021
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MMA Fighter Levels Opponent With Nutshot Of Historic Brutality
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Patrick Redford
September 12, 2020